I've Lept.

Go JETS!

Sorry, Packers. Bad move.

Rest assured, I do wish Aaron Rodgers the best, and I will be hoping for Jennings on my fantasy team. But I would also like a new jersey.

Ready? Commence Breathing

He's back!

I must confess to being relieved. I thought the retirement was premature. I thought he had one of his best seasons last year. I thought they were one pass away from the Super Bowl, and they could do it again this season. They own our division. Sorry, Aaron. They do.

Normally I'm not a fan of people retiring and unretiring. If you're done, then you're done. But this whole thing sounded a bit shady to me from the beginning.

So now what? He doesn't have to be a Packer. I'm okay with that, I guess. They may have a good future in Aaron Rodgers, and I certainly wouldn't want to be Aaron and get thrown back onto the bench. But then what?

Oh, gosh. What if he's a Viking? THEN what would I do?!

Black Tuesday

It's official. The day we always dreaded has finally arrived. Tonight I shall sleep in my jersey in honor of the greatest QB ever to grace (yes, grace) the gridiron. Sad, sad day indeed.

I shall miss you, my favorite.