Friday, September 05, 2008

Voter fraud is alive and well.

So I still don't know which candidate should have my vote in November. I have listened to the speeches, watched them interact with their chosen Vice Presidential candidates, watched them with their families, blah, blah, blah. And I still don't know.

McCain=experience and perseverance
Obama=hope and change
McCain=reckless
Obama=inexperience
McCain=stiff and old
Obama=WAY liberal

What's a girl to do? I'm seriously considering selling my vote to the highest bidder. Not the candidate, mind you, or even anyone officially involved in the campaign. Nope. Just your average, every-day citizen who might want their candidate to win. So, commence bidding.

I'm really trying quite hard not to think about how many years back into voter reforms and such that this sends us. Maybe it's okay because no one is badgering me for my vote. Instead, I'm badgering them to pay me for my vote. Then I can use that money to fill up my gas tank or something.

Seriously, though. When politics are full of party lines and lies and rhetoric and lofty dreams and attacks and mockery, who is a girl to believe?

4 comments:

Mary Beth said...

Hey Girl... email me from the email on my blog and I will send you an amazing video that may help you make your decision.

Wendy said...

If it were legal I would totally buy your vote. I would even pay 37% more than last year b/c that's how much our health insurance went up AND they almost dropped us w/o warning b/c being pastor-less, we don't have another employee on staff right now, which as you know would have been financial and possibly physical disaster for us. I need, not want but NEED someone to do something about health care. (Hint: that something can NOT be count my benefits as taxable income.)

I know it takes time but there is tons of issues info on the Intertubes. Let me know if you want some links.

You'll figure out what to do. You always do!

Wendy said...

PS: Get on Twitter!

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